Two-faced people aren’t so bad….

I realized that not only have I let the fatness get back out of control, I’ve also lost all motivation to, as my mother says, “put a face on.” It’s just so time consuming to have to put on makeup, blow dry my hair, flat iron, curl, whatever. Hell, it’s just hard enough these days to drag my lazy, Twinkie filled butt to the shower! Where has all my motivation gone to?

But to be fair, I’ve had back to back flu, food poisoning and now walking pneumonia. It’s not been a pretty sight. However, three weeks of no appetite, nausea and bed rest is every weight loss competitors dream right? Think about it… slurping broth, puking it out and losing muscle tone all at the same time! Yeah baby! For sure I was going to slip right into “the pants” after enduring three weeks of this torture, right?

I gained a pound.

But no worries, now that I’m feeling better, I’ve decided to at least put some effort into looking my best. Meet halfway.  Who said it’s bad to be two-faced anyway?

PS. If you click on the photo and it shows up SUPER BIG on your computer, not only will you get an awesome view of my massive pores and crows feet, but you can see that my eyelashes are in fact growing quite long. I’m using Lilash and so far, I’m pretty excited about it!

Ok, so there was a picture here previously, but a year later I deleted it because it was just CREEPY!

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17 thoughts on “Two-faced people aren’t so bad….

  1. What a dramatic change – one side is naturally-pretty and the other is television-pretty. I’ll try this for myself.

    Feel better! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxooxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxxoxoxooxxoxooxoxxo

  2. Maria, I think you should solicit your readers to all do the same sort of picture; what a fun post that would be, with “two-faced’ women!

    Love this post.. love your honesty about everything. Glad you’re feeling better, but keep staying positive on the weight loss road!

    • Thanks Jennifer! That would be fun! I love seeing before and after shots of people too. ha ha. It was fun. My son couldn’t stop laughing. He thought I’d had some type of face transplant.

  3. While you were out for the count fattening up on broth, Twinkies went out of business. What is the world coming to right?!?

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